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Sep 15, 2010 12:05am PDT
scorer, jimmy kimmel crushes adam carolla, 115-86, which stirred up a bit of controversy. >> jimmy: i'm adding up the points again, and i did -- i've confirmed that i did beat you, i did win. >> awesome. >> your cousin's the commissioner. >> huh? >> did we have an independent party do the scoring -- >> independent cousin. >> your stooge, kimmel. >> everyone knew what the deal was when we signed up -- thank you, sal. you get the peanut treatment. >> don't worry about that. >> jimmy: wah, wah. nobody likes a cry berry. i mean, a cry baby. check out next week's matchups on the "jimmy kimmel live" youtube page. i'm jimmy kimmel. >> i'm cousin sal. >> bang! >> cry berries. >> dicky: to follow the action all season long, go to the "jimmy kimmel live" youtube channel and click on fantasy league for scores, videos and more. "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes with joanna garcia, music from brandon flowers and kathy griffin. takes a special kinda loco to pass...initiation. where the sun's so hot it rains fire. and there's no calling for help -- only reception your phone's gettin' is an an
Sep 29, 2010 12:05am PDT
: and the sports guy bill simmons ekes out a tight win over adam carolla. they had a side bet on this one, and today, adam paid off. >> well, a bet's a bet. >> mr. carolla. >> take good care of her. it's been with my family for years, my great grandfather rode it into ellis island. >> what do you got against circus folk? >> jimmy: hakuna matata, right? check out next week's matchup on the "jimmy kimmel live" youtube page. >> the "jimmy kimmel live" fantasy league, right here, every week. >> jimmy: presented by gmc. i'm jimmy kimmel. >> i'm cousin sal. bang! >> jimmy: bang. >> that's my thing. let me do it. bang. >> dicky: to follow all the action all season long, go to the "jimmy kimmel live" youtube channel and click on fantasy league for scores, video and more. "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes with music from maroon five and dane cook. looif i'll finally get the can fecoverage my family deserves. if it's something we can afford. to steer clear of the confusion, go to in less than 5 minutes, you'll get straight answers. like how much life insurance you really need and
Sep 30, 2010 12:05am PDT
was with you and adam carolla. no. and were coming back from vegas. this actually is the story. no. i was doing an improv show in wall la wall la washington. >> jimmy: nice. >> yeah. no, now they make wine there so i love it. but i ate some bad eggs that morning. >> jimmy: really, bad eggs? >> no, they were good at the time. but about eight hours later, they said, we need to get out of here. and i was on stage. and you know that moment where you have moment where you go like, oh. oh. oh, no. [ laughter ] i was like, can i get a suggestion from the audience, room in the house i could vomit? my body was still kind of -- you just get through the show. it was very difficult. as soon as the show was over, the adrenaline stopped and then i began to run to my motel room because didn't want to leave a trail of waste. and, um -- i got to my hotel room and my fellow improv body ys like, we got to do the second show. then it got really bad. and i curled around the toilet. and this is horrible. and i basically got frozen as all my orifices had a yard sale. >> jimmy: what do you mean frozen? >> i couldn't m
Sep 21, 2010 12:05am PDT
go, 30 seconds in, she falls. that margaret cho, the first openly bisexual contestant since adam carolla back in 2007. so congratulations to them i guess. bristol palin danced to the song "mama told me not to come" by three dog night. which is kind of like heather mills dancing to "she's got legs" by zz top. it's a strange choice. sarah palin, by the way, was not on hand to watch her daughter dance. she said she was going to be there to watch. this may have had something to do with why she didn't show up. sarah palin endorsed a woman named christine o'donnell in the republican primary for delaware senate. as a result of that endorsement, o'donnell won that primary. since then, we've been learning all sorts of wonderful things about her. last week, we learned that in the '90s she led a crusade against masturbation. and then this weekend, bill maher showed some video of her from his old show "politically incorrect." admitted in high school, she dabbled in witchcraft and had a date on a satanic altar. which means she now limited her group of potential voters to satanists who oppose
Sep 1, 2010 11:00pm EDT
. the music of goo goo dolls. and "jackass of the month" with adam carolla. and now, jay leno!
Search Results 0 to 11 of about 12 (some duplicates have been removed)